Went to bed with 0 mosquito bites

"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit) 07/06/2014 at 08:52 • Filed to: None

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Woke up with 3.

One on my knee cap, and two behind that knee.

I'm pretty sure behind the knee is the WORST spot to get a mosquito bite on. FML.

Brian Silvestro > Takuro Spirit 07/06/2014 at 08:53

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Waking up with bug bites pisses me the fuck off so much.

$kaycog > Takuro Spirit 07/06/2014 at 08:53

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Did you sleep in the backyard?

Takuro Spirit > $kaycog 07/06/2014 at 08:55

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No?

$kaycog > Takuro Spirit 07/06/2014 at 08:58

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You're not sure? Maybe they're spider bites.

Jagvar > Takuro Spirit 07/06/2014 at 08:59

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I would think that a mosquito bite to the genitals would be worse than behind the knee.

ToyDeathbot > Takuro Spirit 07/06/2014 at 08:59

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Bites near the groin suck so much. It's itchy as hell and you don't want to go around scratching it in public. Also any cream that you put on it gets wiped off by clothing :/

Takuro Spirit > $kaycog 07/06/2014 at 09:00

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Nah I was indoors. They look and feel like mosquito. About to go Google some itch remedies.

Takuro Spirit > Jagvar 07/06/2014 at 09:02

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MFW

Agrajag > Takuro Spirit 07/06/2014 at 09:03

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Two in knee pit? Eesh, I know your mild skin irritation.

Kat Callahan > Takuro Spirit 07/06/2014 at 09:07

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Same. :/

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Takuro Spirit 07/06/2014 at 09:11

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I once got a rash overnight, no idea how, with a bunch of red spots covering my right torso. Itched and hurt like hell. Some of the scars are still visible.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Takuro Spirit 07/06/2014 at 09:46

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I get 3 new ones every night. help.

Nibby > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 07/06/2014 at 10:09

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Those bites are from me. ;)

Nibby > Kat Callahan 07/06/2014 at 10:10

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Hydrocortisone cream, yo

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Takuro Spirit 07/06/2014 at 10:15

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Are you me?

Seriously, the little fuckers got in somehow, and I woke up to one buzzing my ear. Still haven't killed it.

Takuro Spirit > vdub_nut: scooter snob 07/06/2014 at 12:05

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I think the fan in the window sucked the little fuckers through the screen. I didn't see any in the house when I got up though.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Nibby 07/06/2014 at 14:15

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HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > $kaycog 07/06/2014 at 18:44

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Brazilian wandering spider you say? Most poisonous spider in the world you say? :)

$kaycog > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/06/2014 at 19:03

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Probably a Wood Spider. Be sure to watch all of this video. I had forgotten about it.

Viggen > Takuro Spirit 07/06/2014 at 19:20

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Take some Doxycycline.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > $kaycog 07/06/2014 at 19:48

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LOL it's been soo long since I've seen this! Thanks! :D

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > $kaycog 07/06/2014 at 19:49

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Oh wait, it's time for puns! Thanks for finding that video for me on the web!

$kaycog > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/06/2014 at 19:51

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Whahaha!

DC25 > Takuro Spirit 07/07/2014 at 00:24

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One of the most disturbing scenes in any movie ever, when I was a kid